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ZeroZero got down in true style, but forgot to sort out this page till well into 2001. Being the bunch of caners and masheads that we are, we've almost completely forgotten what happened in the year before. Sure, we failed to go en-masse to the Holy Mecca that is the Dam, but we surely must have smoked up hard? Indeed, the quality of produce has increased so much that we forgot to get jiggy - thank you to the ******** Pub, in a town near us, and near to you if you happen to stumble through North Hertfordshire on a drunken rampage.

If you were weak in the year of the tripplezero, then you have only yourself to blame! You must have been wrong. We say that because we were real. In Manowars immortal words, "all men play on ten" and this doesn't only mean music either! Remember, you`re either as hardcore as zerozero, or you`re weak. If you're weak then fuck you, bitch. If its the correct answer, then big up from your brothers and sisters at ZZ. We are the surrogate family of all those that are real, and as such we demand presents at xmas..

So, what the fuck happened last year then?

This is Charlie here. You don't know me but fuck it. Yeah. 2000... 20000 yeah, whatever k... i guess 20000 was robably one of the miore nbrock-up yearsyet. Fuck knows what happened but it was cooled...Hey Charles mate, this is about last year not this year...tssss fool! Shut the fuck up!

Errrrrr, I guess that if you listened to nu-metal in 2000, then you can fuck off cos' you've taken it up de batty. You fucking cum-gargling faggots. Fuck me, that shit is the gayest ting' me ever heard. Yes Yes! You know if you like any of the following bands you're a fuckingcuntingcraparsedtwattingstupidgaybodickheadcunttwatdicksuckingarsefacedickheadwackfuckwankdickafuck: Korn, OPM, Limpbizkit, Deftones, someotherstupiddicksican'trememberthenamesofcostheyrefuckingsowacktheymakemewanttothrowupintoyourgran'srankpussy. ( Oh yeah, and if you drank alcopops, you fucking sucked too)

So if you listened t any of that gay shit, then you have about a week to buy yourself an Anal Cunt album, otherwise you are the weakest Fosters drinking lightweight we can imagine. You're probably more lightweight than the most mashed idiot in Hitchin as well as being a comdian at club Jacque! AND ALSO MANOWAR WERE BETTER THAN ANYTHING EVER ON THIS EARTH - FOO'. Except for the fact that they refuse to play in England : Hey guys, what they hell is wrong with you?
You release a cracking album called "Hail to England" and you fail to take your own advice - fuckin' hurry up and play some metal here where the armies in England, Scotland and Wales stand mashed and tall.

In 2001, we are asking for all hoes to sign up to be pimped by ZeroZero. All Girrrrrrls knaa dat ZeroZero are the fucking pimp gangstas! Respect so-dat you ho's that are hooked on 00 like crack, you can be our slaves,and all you geezeas can send us money to help us buy absinthe and herb, you know it can only lead to ZeroZero getting better and better, the more you donate the more this site represents the fucking boss shit. Everyone who sends us free stuff will get a shout out even if you`re a right fucking idiot. As you can tell, we're well up for our corporate sponsorwank. 2000 was after the deadline to get real.If you wasn`t real on 1st jan,2000 then you was watching Friends.

keep it real - recognising that our brains don't have memories...

KEEP IT DIGITAL HARDCORE STYLE IN DA FUCKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC EEE....

Modern art for the true ^

(If you're viewing this picture later on in the 21st Century, then rest assured that every night in 2000 was as red-eye as this one! Boooka!)

2000 ended: In true style at a massive free party in Kings Cross (London)

Most hardcore moment: September 26 introduced us to water cannon and banging fire cracker-fake-tear-gas.

Misc: Anal cunt are also the fucking tits mate.

So basically, 2000 was messy, and our recollection too sketchy, but it took us 8 months to get round to reviewing it. You know thats because we were more fucked than you were. Fool. If you cane it like ZeroZero then get in touch, we need to feel the mack-ness from the ZeroZero Daaaaaawgs.Wheres ma dogs at? Keep sending us free stuff. Free stuff makes ZeroZero like you.Send all free stuff to Steve or Linden, care of ZeroZero.Especially photos of girls butt NEKKID, or money and beer. (A big "Cheers" in advance, mate).Also send all black metal and nasty hip-hop to us.GIVE.IT.UP.Remember, give to ZeroZero (free stuff) and ZeroZero will give to you (real shit).

ZeroZeros mission for 2001 to all you Zero-hoes is: rock the nastiest, darkest metal and don`t be a lame whiny goth/wallet-on-chain false metal skateboard casualty. We command you to get apocalyptically mashed and be real .We also command you to drink excessively, take anything that is good, fuck anything that looks good and never give in to false metal.

Times up, if you are listening to Nu-Metal now then die.Rot! fuck you whiny fucking lame-oids.

...Re-al-ise!...4 years of true hardcorrrrrrrre...fuck you foolio. represtijn...ZeroZero loves you more than ya momma ever did.Unless you don`t send us free shit, in which case ZeroZero beats y`ass like ya pops.

you are fucked steve.

***INCORRECT RESPONSE****

Thats right, ZeroZero has zero tolerance for shit that is blatantly weak. Fuck any and all of you that disagree with anything we say. Bitches!!! Metal is the best, weakness is the weakest. Ponder that shit.

So keep the shit real on all channels,and never doubt the realnesss of 00. Fuck all you chumps, and big up all people that was fucking fucked when reading this. BO!

The time is now officially up for everyone in the world to recognise true Metal.If you listen to stuff that sucks now, then ZeroZero has no sympathy.Fuck off, you closet cum-guzzling lame weak ass fools. Go drink from the furry batty. Black Metal will never die! As you might have guessed, ZeroZero now officially has NO TOLERANCE for weak shit that sucks.

P.S if you think we`re bigging ourselves up too much, then ask yourself, which is better, ZeroZero, herbs and beer, or Friends and LImp PissKids? We know you can spot stuff that sucks and thats why you`re here instead of the Linkin Park webstite.If you want weakness, look elsewhere.B-BO-B-BEH! BO, BEH-BE!